: The middle child and aspiring musician who frequently uses a sampling keyboard and megaphone for sound effects.

: The youngest, a mischievous master manipulator recognizable by her permanent pink rabbit-eared hat. Signature Running Gags

: The pessimistic but dedicated third-generation restaurateur and cook who often serves as the "straight man" to his family's antics.

: The eldest child, known for her social awkwardness, love of horses and zombies, and "erotic friend-fiction". The character was originally a boy named Daniel in the test pilot.

: A chalkboard special that always features a punny name, such as the "Hit Me With Your Best Shallot Burger".

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