Everyone in the room is suddenly a genius. Quagmire starts explaining the aerodynamics of a Boeing 747 in excruciating detail. Joe begins solving complex equations on a napkin to improve police response times.
"I’m telling you guys," Peter says, slamming a beer down. "I’m the smartest guy in this room. I watched a whole documentary on how they make cheese last night. Did you know it’s just milk that got angry?" "Peter, that’s not how science works," Joe sighs.
Cutaway: Peter is at The Cheesecake Factory, staring at a 40-page menu. "I’ve been here for three days and I’m only on the salads! My family is starving at home!" famyli guy
Cutaway: Peter is standing in a field with a giant slingshot. He loads a passenger into it. "Next stop, Cincinnati!" He pulls the lever, and the passenger is launched directly into a brick wall.
Eventually, the energy wears off. Peter blinks, looks at the cat-toast machine, and says, "Heh. The cat's dizzy." Everyone in the room is suddenly a genius
"You know," Peter says with a British accent, "the ethical implications of using a feline as a catalyst for kinetic energy are quite troubling. I should really be focusing my efforts on renewable solar arrays."
"So, basically, it’s a recording of Peter’s internal monologue?" Brian quips. "I’m telling you guys," Peter says, slamming a beer down
The cat immediately begins spinning uncontrollably in mid-air. Peter watches it for a second. "This is like the time I tried to start my own airline."