"You see, Brian, while you're wasting your life on subpar canine poetry, I’ve realized that the 17x11 ratio is the absolute gold standard for military schematics. The wide field of view allows me to map out the entire neighborhood blast radius without having to tape pages together like a common savage."
Before Brian could respond, a thunderous crash echoed from downstairs, followed by Peter shouting in agony. I Griffin 17x11
"Dad, I'm pretty sure you just bought the wrong size paper for the printer and didn’t want to admit it," Meg muttered, walking through the room. "You see, Brian, while you're wasting your life