Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never To Play F... Here

In an era before MRIs and advanced sports medicine, Kaiser would claim a hamstring strain during his first training session. He’d spend months in the medical room, drawing a salary while building rapport with the squad.

He would often walk around the clubhouse with a massive toy mobile phone, speaking fake English to pretend he was being scouted by European giants. Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Play F...

Kaiser’s career lasted from 1979 to the late 90s, including stops at Flamengo, Fluminense, Vasco da Gama, and even Ajaccio in France. He eventually admitted to his charade, claiming he simply "wanted to be a footballer, but didn't want to play football." In an era before MRIs and advanced sports