(Hits him with the spoon) Here’s your "offer," Costele! Go protect the potato patch from the Colorado beetles, or I’ll show you a "Soprano" move that’ll make you sing like a soprano for a week!
(Striking a pose) I’m making them an offer they can't refuse. Either they give me a bottle of wine, or... or I’ll sit on their fence and sing folk songs until they go deaf! That’s psychological warfare, Leano! LEANA SI COSTEL - MAFIA
A dusty porch. Costel is wearing a dirty tank top and a mismatched hat. Leana is holding a wooden spoon like a weapon. (Hits him with the spoon) Here’s your "offer," Costele
(Whispering loudly) Leano! Be quiet, woman! Don't you see I'm on a secret mission? I’m the Don of the village now. I’ve joined the Mafia! Either they give me a bottle of wine, or