Podi Malli rolled his eyes. "Sure you did. Now go get the real bills from the villa. And hope they aren't even higher!"
They spent the rest of the day in total darkness, bumping into furniture and accidentally eating raw chilies because they couldn't see their plates. By evening, the house was silent and pitch black. Podi Malli rolled his eyes
"Light bilai, wathura bilai avilla!" Podi Malli screamed, his voice hitting a pitch usually reserved for seeing a cobra in the kitchen. wathura bilai avilla!" Podi Malli screamed
"We are saving the world from the Light Bill and the Water Bill," Podi Malli said solemnly from the shadows. Podi Malli rolled his eyes