(He chuckles nervously, but the laugh cuts short into a pained wince as he shifts his neck, nearly triggering the collar.)
(He looks off to the side, his eyes suddenly catching a flick of light. He blinks, focusing.) The_last_man_on_earth_2x04
But I’m trying to change! I’m a new Tandy. I’m the reformed Tandy. I agreed to five weeks in this dog house instead of one! That’s how committed I am to showing them that the old, lying, ball-pool-diving Phil Miller is dead and buried. I just want to sit at the table again. I want to share a block of government-issue apocalypse cheese without feeling like I need to lie about who ate the last slice. (He chuckles nervously, but the laugh cuts short
(He sighs deeply, resting his chin as much as the wooden board allows.) I’m the reformed Tandy