of the beautiful but straitlaced Kaitlin Hayes (Kristin Cavallari), who happens to be his commander and Dirk's girlfriend.

Under the Dean's iron fist, simple pleasures like drinking, kissing, and "anything fun" are strictly forbidden. Van is forced into the school's , where he clashes with the hotheaded military leader Lt. Dirk Arnold . Despite these obstacles, Van sets out on an "epic crusade" to:

from sexual oppression and party dysfunction.